Zexerotic Newswire

PURPOSE OF POINTLESS POLICE

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 12:00:00 GMT

pick which one is pointless, patronising, pathetic, but there was one professional

DOGS IN A DILEMMA

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:00:00 GMT

Dogs, two vegetarian dogs and one of them doesn`t like flowers.

INVASION OF THE RABBIT SNATCHERS

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:00:00 GMT

A night time gardener looks a bit suspicious

SERIAL SOLICITOR

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:00:00 GMT

Never to be seen again, disappeared and vanish, left the building. [NEW] EMERGENCY UPDATE STORY CONTINUED.... [NEW]

TEACHERS AND PUPILS

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:00:00 GMT

Has teachers ignored what they learned at their big University, has their self importance overpowered their self awareness [NEW]

PARTY SIGNALS IGNORED

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:00:00 GMT

Signals was right there in front, to much drink spoils it for everyone

RIGHT EVERYONE IS ANNOYING ME

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 12:00:00 GMT

I need to get this off my chest, I will feel much better after, [NEW] [NEW] words erased now I`ve calmed down, another added and erased. This could go on you know!!!

ONE GIRL WANTS TO HAVE FUN

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:00:00 GMT

Can we not go out and have fun without any hassle. Welcome to Funny Fort William.

DAMAGE OF RUMOURS

Wed, 28 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT

It`s like a book where the writers dies before he finishes with the facts,

LOCAL HOMEWRECKER

Thu, 15 May 2008 12:00:00 GMT

Which married man to shag, preferable someone professional, make it all worth the hassle. [NEW]