Right, I need to get this off my chest, and it really all ****** me off, winding me so much I could scream.
NUMBER ONE
If somebody F else uses the word BASICALLY, once more I am going to F BASICALLY smack their BASICALLY head with a baseball bat.
I have never heard my solicitor use the word, or my doctor or teachers. It seems to be either college or people trying to sound intelligent.
I can maybe understand the word in the middle of a sentence where it might be used appropriately, but I hate it when it is used at the start.
Well, Basically ?
Basically, blah!! blah! ????.
What use is the word at the start of the bloody sentence, the word would make no difference to the stories added or subtracted.
If someone says this word once F**** more
I will BASICALLY scream my BASICALLY head off, have you all BASICALLY got the idea.
Another word people are using which is doing my head in.
ABSOLUTELY
Will you ABSOLUTELY P*** off.
Do you detest this word?
ABSOLUTELY
I watch this programme with this dumb woman. Within the first 2 minutes, I counted it. She used ABSOLUTELY 6 times with 2 minutes, I had to turn over, doing my F** head in.
If I heard the word ABSOLUTELY once more, I am ABSOLUELY going to ABSOLUTELY knock someone head with an iron bar. GET MY POINT!!!!!
I can't stand hearing people swearing in their conversation, especially when it's not needed. I can understand when you get wound up like I am today, but normal conversation. ********** off
The world has become like robots, as soon as one person says it, the whole ****** world starts.
Another word that people are starting to use now, when describing a woman, nearly every male used the word ?FIESTY?.
Is that the only description males can offer, can you not think of something else.
There was one more, but can't remember, because the more I write about this the more I get wound up.
BOY I FEEL A LOT BETTER AFTER THIS!!!!!!!!!
NUMBER TWO
Shopping
Right I am off to the shops, and I must be the only female who hates shopping. It drives me insane.
I am walking along the stores, and there you have the first person, with the trolley parked right in the F middle. Or they are talking to someone and both trollies are parked right in the middle. So you have to say excuse me, when you think, are you completely thick. Can you not see you are blocking the path? Do you think you are the only ones in the store?
I am going to next time ram someone's head right through the shelves.
Or I get to the exit, and there you have it again. People are talking and blocking the exit. I mean can you not notice, you dumb Piece of ************.
Or in the street where you are walking, and somebody in front stops dead, you bump into them and they look at you as if it's your fault.
Or there kids run about in the store, bump into you, fall and start crying, and the mothers scowls at you.
In my local supermarket I only know 3 with a personality. Does the staff have to buy a personality or is it compulsive not to have one.
Firstly. I was standing at the counter, having a chat with the till women, passing conversation, and guess what her comment was,
?I got more important things to worry about?.
ou know, I never ***** asked her to worry about it, stupid dumb bitch. (I don't mean dogs, because they are more intelligent).
his gets that far up my nose it hurts my brain. One guys sneezed in his hands, then started serving. Never mind washing hands, wiping them, no you just shouve all your germs on to my groceries. Great why not, and we all wonder why everyone catches the cold.
an has her fingers right down her mouth, then starts serving. You can see all the saliva on her fingers they look shinny and wet. For ***** sake, you really are disgusting. Last one I saw, a checkout female wiped her nose then started serving. I mean, I don't mind all your snots on my groceries, you know I might even taste.
I got last week, I was standing at the till, waiting to get served. So we get to the check out.
ady was swapping at the till with another girl. I mean you couldn't miss the conversation. I was standing no more than 20 inches from her. I was the first one waiting. The conversation between her and the young girl, I thought it was rather funny. You heard the young girl saying,
said this????.. I said to her???. And she said this to me??.?, the conversation went on for about 3 minutes, she said, me said, she said.
ught it was amusing, because it reminded me of Catherine Tate show. I never believed young people spoke this way, until that day.
e lady changed and I said to her,
you understand who said what?,
eply was
was talking to me?.
r F*** sake, I am standing there waiting for the female to change, no more than 20 inches from her, you can't exactly miss it. Especially when they changed right at the part where I was suppose to get served.
lied,
reminded me of Catherine Tate show?.
eply was
t watch it?.
other. Telling one the girls I like about it and she thinks same as me, what the F*** is the problem with just passing conversation. Need to buy some staff a personality for their Christmas.
ay I would love to open one till, ram their head in it, and slam it shut. But I think I might get done for assault.
DO YOU THINK!!
br>NUMBER THREE
will never in my whole life understand this at all. I go into this chemist, and ever time she sees me, she whistles down my ear. I mean it's loud enough to clean the wax out of my ears. My question is, is she doing it to attract my attention or is she trying to annoy me, because I know she doesn't like me. If I ask a question about a product, she either selectively hears, and it's yes or no, haven't got time.
logical here. I know this more than anyone else. It doesn't really matter how cheap or dear you sell your product, it's usually the quality of the staff. I would much prefer to spend extra and be treated with respect, then spend little money and be dreaded as if I was just scrapped off their shoe.
it! I can't stand humans whistling, it's so tuneless. I love birds, but humans, ugh!!!
ne else agrees with me with this, and we were both laughing about it. I mentioned this, and she said exactly what I was thinking. Next person you see whistling, take a look at the face. It actually looks like an arsehole. Sorry, but I have to be honest.
lips have horrible lines outside looks wrinkly, as a smoker's mouth, and a small black hole. You see all the lines around the mouth and it's looks awful. What really freaks me out, is older men whistling. Their cheeks are that loose they flap about, it? looks awful. It's a bit like a frog, but the frog looks a lot prettier.
o every time I go into this shop, she does it, every **** time.  She should really honestly check to see if her parents are related. I mean, I have never in my whole life sat there and purposely annoyed someone for kicks or whatever they do it for, I have never in my life found out. I haven't a clue what annoys anybody else, and frankly, I don't give a hoot. One of my acquaintances sits there tapping his pen on his desk, knowing it's starting to piss me off, and you can actually see the self-satisfaction he is getting doing this. DOH!!!! YOUR REALLY ARE SO **** INTELLIGENT, What is even worse is they pretend that they didn't know it was annoying you.
I never knew it was annoying you?, in this f***** pathetic innocent tone.
? Geeh!!! What do you think!!!!!!!!
I have tried to sit there and annoy someone purposely, just to see what it does for me. Actually, I didn't even reach 20 seconds I lost interest. I found it a complete brain dead exercise. Exercise, if that is what it's called, who knows.
mean, Oh wow, I am sitting here annoying someone, and it's fun. Phew!!! I dread to think what in their one-cell brains they actually find boring. SEX!!! Maybe!!!!
n at this female's mentality in shop, I would actually understand if their partner shagging someone else. With that sort of imagination, the excitement might be too much for him in the bed, Phew!!!!
br>NUMBER FOUR
hatever you all do. Firstly do not tell anyone any problems. As soon as you start, it seems to give them an opportunity to have a dig.
le. I was talking to this female, the mother of the story of ?Bad Reputation?.
telling her about all the applications I applied for locally, and never even got an interview. My neighbour who at once staying next door was a teacher. He told me whilst staying that I would not get a job locally. The reason he said, is the amount of women he has heard bitching about me, it would shock me. Others who I am close to agree with him, all woman panic when they see me. I can understand, with my looks, surprised my dogs haven't run off.
rstly she said to me, about stopping this kissogram job. I asked her, please tell what other income is going to come into my house. I told her about the jobs applied for and never got an interview. I have all the correct qualifications and not as much experience though. We always argue about my job, and she always passes comment about what I wear and what I do. I always fall out with her, don't even ask why I bother phoning.
omment was,
don't get an interview with just education and experience, maybe you should try and get along with people better?. This is just her little dig to get her little word or dig in.
ct a way back, she even mentioned the way I dressed.
, I am not Einstein here, honestly, but to get an interview, they firstly look at your CV. Please tell me, how the bloody hell can tell if you get along with people by looking at a CV.
u not get an interview first by what is in your CV, then they give you a trial to see how you get along. DOH!!!!!
meone can tell how you get along with others by a CV, I would be shocked.
s of course I have written on my CV,
ES
e to hit people's head with a baseball bat.
nother thing, as if I am going to turn up for work in a mini skirt and bikini, come on get a grip. Hello!!! Is there anybody in, DOH!! Do you not think that just might be a bit unprofessional in business, No!!!! NEVER PAST YOUR THOUGHT, NO!!!!!
anyone dress the same in an office as they do taking their dogs for a walk, personally I don't think so myself, but what does a dumb kissogram female like me know. But of course, she got her wee dig in, and she felt better within herself after.
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R FIVE
ight, I was in the post office. I think there's a story about this person.
ilst standing there, she kept yawning, and I said,
nights?,
she replied something similar to
ing hard, I don't just do this job and kept yawning?.
stood there thinking, she is wanting me to ask her what the other job is, you can smell the anticipation, so here we go, I asked her.
we go, her reply was
a supervisor in a hotel?. So much in a proud bragging voice.
ght, I thought here we go. Another, it's not what we know it's who we know. Read the story on ?Knickers to you?.
e, don't brag to me about high position you have, because I would trip you up no problem. Of course, I had to I couldn't contain myself.
or even all people who are in charge of employees should know all about disputes, and contract information.
I am learning about contracts and disputes etc, tell me all about *********** clause?. I am not going to say the word, in case someone is reading this who brags to me.
omment was,
r heard of it, if it's contracts the law deals with that?.
d, every person in charge of someone should know about it, and she asked.
e the definition, and her comment was,
do as I say, I have the last word?. In a really dominated attitude.
lied
ou don't, the contract might say otherwise, blah????.
omment was
hotel has no problem with our staff?. I thought to myself, I see them advertising for staff rather a lot. But I don't know what their employment turnover is, so I can't pass comment.
the same for this other female I met. Her mate was bragging she is a manager in a hotel. So I asked her what type of company is the hotel, limited, unlimited etc.
what, she never know. I used this word to this girl just to see if she know, guess what, her reply
r heard of it?.
or F*************** sake. Does anybody locally who is in charge of others, have any bloody knowledge.
ow this is a point to everyone who thinks only the law should know about this. Wrong!!!!
ke to a lady who was in charge of Shopmobility, company that helps disabled people. She knew exactly what it meant. I explained to her about these people bragging. Her and her friend sitting with her, commented to me,
en, to get a job in Fort William. Wear skirt to ankles, flat shoes, jumper up to your neck and a nun's hat. But most of all, go and join their church, and you will be sorted?.
ught it was funny.
ned my ex boss in Glasgow, who I keep in touch with. I asked him about this word or words, to see if he knows the meaning. He explained it perfectly well. I asked him, should people who is in charge of others knows what this means, he said yes, rules need to be applied, or there could be court cases.
er male, who I know, only manager or passed manager, as he was made redundant, so far knows what it means.
int is, how the heck do they get the job. I thought knowledge was one of the important aspects of a company. Obviously not! Tell me, are the managers, owners on to a promise.
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R SIX
nother things, which annoys me, is people mostly women, are so bloody false. They sit there trying to act all shy and ladylike, but after a few days maybe months, the lumps and bumps show. In fact some can hold it up until they are married.
le, as soon as some people on TV bit her lip gently trying to look feminine, and sexy, now bloody every other women does it. It really is wearing bloody thin. Will you all give it a rest. We got the flick of the hair constantly, if it's annoying you that much, tie it back. I can see it's all an act. I can't understand why the heck does women sit and stare at their nails, Geeh!!! That really is interesting. Or we start playing with our hair, have you all got some sort of foreign nits there.
l women who actually are feminine do not need to put on this act. We all wonder why we got that many divorces. I don't honestly blame the male sometimes, because I have seen that many females putting on an act, and as soon as they get married, ...Surprise!!!! All lumps, bumps, warts and all show. Freaks you out a bit, doesn't it. How hard is it to find someone, who, what you see is what you get.
he male species are not attracted to that.
br>SO MY WHOLE POINT IN THIS EXERCISE IS
br>DO NOT USE THE WORD ABSOLUTELY OR BASICALLY BECAUSE I WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ACTIONS.
ONE IS BASICALLY, ABSOLUTELY GETTING ON MY BLOODY NERVES.
OUT OF MY WAY WHEN I AM SHOPPING BECAUSE I JUST MIGHT THROW YOU IN THE FREEZER OR SHOVE YOUR HEAD THROUGH THE SHELVES.
NG AT LOCAL MENTALITY, I HAVE JUST PROVEN THAT MOST LOCALS ARE INBRED.
TELL ANYONE YOUR PROBLEMS, OR WHAT GETS UP YOUR NOSE, BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS SHOW THEIR TRUE COLOURS, GREEN!!!!
THE CHURCH, OR YOU MAY GET BURNT.
U CAN't BE YOURSELF DON't TRY AND BE SOMEONE ELSE.
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div align="center">I WAS GOING TO FIND MY VALIUM, BUT AT THIS POINT I FEEL MUCH BETTER! NOW I GOT IT OFF MY CHEST!!!
OFF TO BED
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