I wasn't working a Saturday so I decided to go out for the night. I like to make an effort going out, so I wore a aqua bikini, with an aqua skirt, with a white loose shirt. I met up with Adam, who is gay, outside the volley. He was with a mate whom I didn't know. So, we entered the pub, I bought the first drink and we went to sit down.
We were on our seats for no more than a minute and all of a sudden I heard this squeaky voice above my head.
?My boyfriends friend want you to do a lap dance for him?.
It really does get up your nose, can I not go out without some no brain female twat harassing me.
?Are you going to, are you going to do it?, she kept repeating, then you heard this squeaky laugh.
I put my hand up at her face, and carried on talking to Adam. But, no brains obviously didn't get the hint.
?Is that a yes, are you going to?, she kept on.
I just ignored her with hand on her face, and Adam finally told her to
?Fuck off?.
ned around and looked at the 4 boys she was sitting with, and they were all gawking. 
his is the picture I saw. She was dressed in a grannies outfit. Everyone to their own taste in clothes, as long as I wasn't wearing it. She was jumping up and down, squeaky laughing, talking to one guy sitting next to her.
is how dumb she is. She never even noticed they were not paying any attention to what she was saying, none whatsoever. The guys were still gawking towards me, maybe they were eyeing up Adam.
as if they sent her over to me to make this point to me,
re sending this female over to you to prove how thick and stupid she is. Come on what intelligent female would go and ask that. We are just showing you this girl is as thick as 2 short planks. We are really not that much interested, a bit dumb as you can see?.
e asked all other females, if your boyfriends friend asked you to go and ask this female for a private show, what would you say, and would you do it for him. Everyone so far, with a bit of brain upstairs, told me,
uld tell the guy to F*** off and ask himself?.
isely?. I thought.
on she was still jumping up and down off the seat like a 5 years old, and crackling, still not noticing the company she was in was still gawking at Adam or me.
ll what can you say. 
o, I started talking to Adam's friend. He was all right, maybe a guy I could have a conversation with. There were 8 girls sitting behind me, I still got the knife marks on my back, talk about daggers. The guy noticed he was getting daggers as well, so he suddenly started acting strange. I said to him,
do know I am not popular with the females?.
mmented
the way you dress. You dress like that in Glasgow, London, Spain but not in Fort Wiliam?.
lied to him,
people not dress the way they want around here. What is Fort William in a different world than the rest??
arted to look away as if he was trying to show that he was not talking to me, he suddenly looked away, so I thought, well **** you, I am off to have a bit of fun.
nk someone passing by nudged him. I stood up and danced with John Paul. If this guy hasn't got the balls to talk to whomever he wants, I don't want to know.
ems to be hard to talk to males nowadays, unless they all think you are interested.
t to stand next to this balcony, whilst watching John Paul later on. The females were on my left side. One was with her boyfriend.
I was standing there, you can see all the guys gawking, and all the females with their invisible guys ready to fire if anyone comes near to talk. You can so much feel the atmosphere.
girl who was with her boyfriend, started looking at me up and down. The look she showed me was as if she was looking at some dirt, you really do feel you want to smack some people right in face. So I put my big smile over. She looked away. I noticed her boyfriend was standing near me, oh! Not good.
ther females started to dance. Now there was the whole space in the pub, but the five girls danced right in front of me where I was standing, no more one foot. If they got any nearer you would think she was getting fresh. Not sure whether they were trying to block view of get my attention.
eally start to get bloody pissed off, can I not go out and have some fun without insecure green-eyed jealous women. It really does make you feel ashamed of being a woman sometimes, wish they would all get a grip.
decided to leave, couldn't be bothered anymore. Anyway it started getting crowded all you can smell is BO, cheap perfume, and piss.
ay leaving the pub, these two girls were standing were I passed. One of the girls was smirking at me, then nudged her friend and pointed at my outfit. She look so happy with herself, until, I pointed back at her outfit and laughed in a much louder volume. It's amazing how quickly the bitchy smile left to a disapproved one.
d boot!!! 
got outside the pub, where Adam was having a cigarette. Then this young teen to twenties boy said to me,
you enjoy the hoax phone call last week?.
phone call are you talking about?? I asked
one about the west end car park?, he replied.
Last week whilst coming home from Aviemore, I got a phone call to go to the west end car park. I said I couldn't meet because I am between Fort William and Aviemore. I wouldn't get back in time. He phoned again an hour later, I was just outside Fort William. You can always tell the Hoax calls. It's as if you are talking to an uneducated, no hoper.
ned back, due to him constant phoning, and told him to ***** off)
o outside this pub, I said back to him,
not got anything better to do at 10 30 on a Saturday?,
Ha. It was good wasn't it? He said
ldn't believe this, so I asked him,
you not got any other female to think about on Saturday night? I mean why are you thinking of me?,
uldn't answer it, so I asked again.
urse still no answer, until he started to walk off, and guess what I heard him say, this is the best answer he can come up with,
?, he shouted and walked off. 
ys it all doesn't it.
t to say goodbye to Adam, and one guy was standing with him. It was the girls? boyfriend, the one who kept looking me up and down in disgust. He was talking to Adam and spoke few words to me, I replied,
better not talk to me, your girlfriend won't like it?.
plied,
ow?.
d good-bye, and headed off home.
was peeved off, I wanted to go out and have a good time, since I wasn't working. I got nothing but agro and hassle. The pub was like the collection of all our local neds.
ided not going to let them spoil my night. So, I decided to go to think another pub further up.
ked in, and you can feel the atmosphere was a lot more professional, happier and maybe normal, whatever normal is.
ght myself an orange juice and these 2 guys came and spoke to me. They were roughly at 50ish years old, nice natured and very pleasant.
f the guys said to me,
n bet you aren't liked by the females locally, are you??
d to him,
do you know??
id,
ere in the volley, and as soon as you walked in, the woman were cursing you. You can see a mile off. We just stood and watched. The guys were gawking and the females were cursing you?.
uy made an impression of the females, which I thought it was so funny. 
felt happy talking to these guys, and they were so genuine. One was from Glasgow and the other from Loch Lomond. They were both wearing kilts, and camping, though one of them wasn't to keen on camping.
tioned my job I done, and his mate said to me,
doing a service and getting paid for it, just as I and other workers do?.
eed, and it was so good to talk to someone who has more than one cell brain.
got to closing time, and I said to them, if they would like to come up to my house for a drink rather than back to your tent, you are mostly welcome. Though it doesn't look good for me. It was all good talking to them, they didn't look at me sexually it was a relaxed atmosphere
said to them,
going to look bad, me walking out with 2 guys I have just met?.
ughed and thought it was funny.
id,
Fuck them?. There was one girl I knew standing at the top of the stairs, and whilst going out made a comment to me. I didn't really hear what she said, I know her father, and he, believe me, isn't any better in the head. But that is a different story. I walked past her, and she said something to one of the guys. One of them said to her comically, taking the piss
and 2 guys get a discount you know?, and said something else, I didn't catch the rest.
nged. I can see it now going around the town. Zena picks up 2 men and gives discounts.
d ?Cheers, thanks, that's going to start gossip?.
id so what, let them talk. It'll give them something to talk about tomorrow.
hen we got to the bottom one of them throw drink down and just missed him.
kes you really mad and disgusted with the local's mentality. 
drove them to the campsite, they picked up some of their drinks, went back to mine and we all talk until 3 am.
urprising thing to this story is, you wouldn't believe whom I was talking to.
uy who stays in Loch Lomond, was the drummer for 3 bands, I can only remember 2 of them.
ayed the drums for 2 years with 'sweet?, one of the songs was 'love is like oxygen?. The other group was Doctor Feelgood. I couldn't believe it. We went on to the Internet and looked up ?You tube?, and typed in
t, love is like oxygen?. It came up and we watched the group and caught some glimpses of the drummer. What a difference between him then and now.
ld me the lead singer died of too much alcohol, but he keeps in touch with one of members of the group.
dropped them off at the campsite, and asked them to keep in touch.
ll of a sudden I got a text at 4am, which read,
If you are still interested, I am at Adam's, come on over. You looked busy?.
couldn't believe what I read. It was from Adam's friend who didn't want to talk to me because the females were giving him daggers.
replied back,
t know what gave you the idea I was interested, Oh, forgot, I can't talk to any guy unless I want to shag him?. 
e kept texting back with comments one was 'sexy lady?, and to come over, and I need you now, etc
t ignored them and went to bed.
y, I thought if you not got any balls to talk to me when you want to, rather than when others want you to, don't bother talking to me at all. If you are so bothered of what others think, don't try and talk to me when nobody is around.
een on men with no backbone, complete turn off. 
y mobile now is broke so I can't give you exact word for word.
eived a text from one of the guys the next day, the drummer guy. It read,
I have just arrived home, take care, keep your chin up and don't let them bother you?.
thought that was so nice, I have his business card, so if I ever pass I will say hello.
rom now on the more local women get pissed off, the less I am going to wear.
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