If you are going to send annoying texts, please have some IQ with it. Eg. (Here I cannot type word for word, because I accidentally deleted some. But this was the text conversation). "My dog is randy. he keeps humping my leg, how about it with your dog". Him/Her 'that might be a bit difficult, considering my dog is a male'. Me 'It's a she. she keeps rubbing herself against my leg'. H/H 'You are not very bright, can you not tell whether it's a he or she'. Me
(I would not normally call a dog it, but it was quicker on text). 'shes not an it and she is a female iv never said anyfing about malet.tb' H/H
(THIS IS ONE TEXT I DID NOT DELETE, KEPT THE NUMBER) 'Read your first text'. Me Never replied, wonder why. 
p>Next one: I was in our local supermarket, and who did I meet, few young 18 year olds, which one has been constantly phoning me up. Now the guy obviously saw me, and you can see he was trying to think of something sarcastic to say, if you watched, there was smoke coming from ears. Guess what he came out with, "Are you going to give me a dance, heh heh!". It bloody took for a whole minute to think up that sentence. I wanted to get a chair, stand on it, and give him a round of applause. "Well done, Good going, clever boy, 3 cheers for this magnificent sentence you not so not intellectually thought of".  Is that the best you can come up with, why not say also? "Can I get a shag, heh!". "Do you do blow jobs," Doh!!!! "How much you cost tonight?". I mean it took this dumb thick ********* a whole minute to come out with this sentence. It's not the baseball bat I need, it's a gun. The quicker, and less effort for me. NEXT!!!!!!!!! Next one: Last week. Some female phone me, sounded roughly in late teens. You can always tell with the stupid giggling at the background. You really want to knock their heads against something. I bet you would get a hollow sound. Readers ready for this phone call. I wonder how long it took this girl to think up this statement. Bet she sat up all night with her friend, you would be amazed how many local people have me on their mind, getting more popular by the minute. 'Me and my girlfriend want you to come and do us a show, heh heh!' They are obviously a fan of the last persons comment. It's not even a smart, quick witted sentence, nothing you can even laugh about. Can someone not give prank phone calls, with some intellectual sense of humour? I haven't had one yet, that is at least funny or amusing. Give me a statement that proves you have something upstairs. Think the number zero is coming to my thoughts. How about 'Use your brain, it's the little things that count'.  Or THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN COUSINS MARRY!!!!!!!!  NOTICE FOR THE PUBLIC IF YOU ARE GOING TO TRY AND WIND ME UP, PLEASE HAVE SOME IQ.
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