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| 30 September 2008 | PURPOSE OF POINTLESS POLICE | pick which one is pointless, patronising, pathetic, but there was one professional
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| 04 August 2008 | DOGS IN A DILEMMA | Dogs, two vegetarian dogs and one of them doesn`t like flowers.
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| 31 July 2008 | INVASION OF THE RABBIT SNATCHERS | A night time gardener looks a bit suspicious
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| 04 July 2008 | SERIAL SOLICITOR | Never to be seen again, disappeared and vanish, left the building.  EMERGENCY UPDATE STORY CONTINUED....
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| 18 June 2008 | TEACHERS AND PUPILS | Has teachers ignored what they learned at their big University, has their self importance overpowered their self awareness
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| 15 June 2008 | PARTY SIGNALS IGNORED | Signals was right there in front, to much drink spoils it for everyone
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| 14 June 2008 | RIGHT EVERYONE IS ANNOYING ME | I need to get this off my chest, I will feel much better after, words erased now I`ve calmed down, another added and erased. This could go on you know!!!
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| 09 June 2008 | ONE GIRL WANTS TO HAVE FUN | Can we not go out and have fun without any hassle. Welcome to Funny Fort William.
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| 28 May 2008 | DAMAGE OF RUMOURS | It`s like a book where the writers dies before he finishes with the facts,
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| 15 May 2008 | LOCAL HOMEWRECKER | Which married man to shag, preferable someone professional, make it all worth the hassle.
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| 10 April 2008 | MY SCHIZOPHRENIC FRIEND | Please let me introduce you to Mr or Ms Abby Normal
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| 21 March 2008 | POST HIM NEXTDOOR | I am stunned myself, that much effort I must be hot stuff for men now days.
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| 20 March 2008 | KNICKERS TO YOU | You wouldn`t believe, even woman want my knickers.
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| 19 March 2008 | FAME NO FORTUNE | What can I say, fame at last, and it`s very, very dirty!!!
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| 14 March 2008 | MY SISTERS SCARY FUNERAL | If this has anything to do with you sister, I am going to throttle you, see you soon.
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| 04 March 2008 | BAD NEWS SIS | I wonder what she would have thought about this conversation, it does take all sorts to make a world
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| 31 December 2007 | SECONDHAND MOTHERS | Why have children, if you have no patience and no time, beats me.
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| 30 December 2007 | WHERE HAVE I BEEN | Jargon, sounds foreign to me, but a must is a must
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| 19 December 2007 | DEER PRIDE AND JOY | What else are humans capable of doing, there are some demented people.... don`t think it`s me
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| 05 December 2007 | OUR SHERLOCK HOLMES POLICEMAN | If your dad phones, try not to mistaken him for your son or nephew or even neice. |
| 03 December 2007 | DOCTOR DEATH | You learn something new about people everyday, some prefer not to know
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| 30 November 2007 | LAWYER/DOCTOR/POLICE/CALL GIRL | It`s amazing how differently people are when their a profession. some changed so no one gets offended.
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| 30 November 2007 | SECRETARY TO A DOCTOR | Can I be your secretary, I am sure it`s not as hard as it looks........! |
| 26 November 2007 | DRINK POLICE DRIVERS | Maybe their coffee was getting cold, but the word pronto is not found on their dictionary. |
| 25 November 2007 | 2 CAREERS DOWN | At least I know now, which jobs not to apply for. |
| 25 November 2007 | UNDERAGE SUPERMARKET | I think the age of 16, is just a little, maybe to much young for me, I would get done. |
| 12 November 2007 | LEAST HAVE ONE IQ | The amount of annoying texts I receive, it makes matters worse when sender is as thick as.... |
| 11 November 2007 | PENCES SHORT OF A POUND | It feels as if you are rolling the dice, and hoping for a good number. |
| 06 November 2007 | BE WARNED | I have warned you all, take notice of this leaflet. |
| 28 October 2007 | A MARKET DISABLEMENT | I try not to judge, but sometimes you wonder, is common sense away on leave
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| 26 October 2007 | MY PERFECT PARTNER | I been told by a friend that, I don`t know what I am looking for in a relationship, so here is a point to prove to him.
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| 25 October 2007 | DOG DATING AGENCY | So since I can`t advertise in shops, I will just have to do it myself. Well, not literally. |
| 24 October 2007 | THE GREY CORRIES | It was lovely up the top, but very drizzly, lovely view.
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| 24 October 2007 | COIRE CHNAMH TO BEINNN BHAN | In this walk you see loch linnhe, caledonian canal, loch lochy and loch arkaig.
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| 23 October 2007 | PUBLIC HOUSE NURSERY | I mean why she didn`t start stamping her feet and throwing her handbag about. It would have suited her better. |
| 20 October 2007 | POETRY NUMBER ONE | Thought of putting some of my poetry in, heavy
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| 20 October 2007 | POETRY NUMBER TWO | Try my second poem, a bit heavy, do not read to much into it. |
| 19 October 2007 | OVER THE LIMIT OR NOT | Advocate is served in half pint glasses. But I could not drink a whole half pint, so I asked for the drink to be quartered and put into wine glasses. |
| 17 October 2007 | HANDCUFFS, BARS, CELLSBLOCKH | Why can`t people accept if you are big enough to start a fight, you should be big enough to admit defeat? |
| 10 October 2007 | PUMPING POLICE PARKING TICKETS | Well, I never, this says it all, wish someone told me in advance because it would have saved me a lot of money. |
| 08 October 2007 | SPOT THE NO BRAIN | You can visualize a robot going out of control because it can`t think past the first button. |
| 07 October 2007 | DO NOT FLATTER YOURSELF | But one must remember, I am in my 20`s, you have to now be careful what you say to some people |
| 01 October 2007 | BAD REPUTATION | Pulled me away from John, and you will never believe what she said, are you ready for this, |
| 30 September 2007 | SURPRISINGLY DISABLED | When I become rich, and own my own company. All my staff will be disabled, |
| 24 September 2007 | FROM EMPLOYER TO EMPLOYEE | Where is my psychiatrist, I`m loosing the plot now. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 22 September 2007 | LOVE MY DOGS WHATEVER | The best person for my dogs was me, nobody else could love them anymore.
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| 17 September 2007 | AN ORGANISED INTERVIEW | Here is the interview, and here are the questions, and here are the answers they are looking for. |
| 01 September 2007 | NIGHTCLUBS ADVERT FOR HEAD AND SHOULDERS | I swear that is all I said, honestly, swear on anything, that is all I said?????. |
| 01 September 2007 | LOST "PING PONG BALL" | It suddenly got swooped up and disappeared, well out of reach. |
| 26 August 2007 | CARN MOR DEARG TO BEN NEVIS | Another situation where bite of more than I can chew, but accomplished. |
| 25 August 2007 | LOST ROADS TO SHIELDAIG | Back to single track road, turn left, get back to Shieldaig and turn right.
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| 20 August 2007 | MARRIED MAN INTERVIEWER | For the life of me I could not remember this interview, then it just hit me, there and then.
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| 12 August 2007 | 1-1000000 FREAKY CHANCES | Of all the people to cross roads with, of all the people to pass, of all the chances in the world, and who do you pass?
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| 10 August 2007 | TRUE COLOURS SHINING THROUGH | I wish more women were as open as her, she showed her true colours right there and then, right in the first hour. What more can you ask for.
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| 06 August 2007 | GLEN NEVIS CIRCLE | I nearly cried, rock climbing, don`t look down to high. For future reference, never bite of more than you can chew, but one must carry on. |
| 01 August 2007 | DOG BOWL SWAPPING | Found out the start of this year, that willow is allergic is the reason why Willow takes fits every few months.
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| 31 July 2007 | MISTY CARN MOR DEARG | It started off as a lovely day, all was well. Got round the corner of the Mountain, and what did I see. Surprise!!!........... |
| 26 July 2007 | CONTEMPORARY CAMERA ON STOB COIREA CHEARCAILL | Well, I finally bought a digital camera, it should take good pictures, so I was told. Brilliant, instruction before I go...what instruction!!........... |
| 09 July 2007 | SHIP AHOY CAPTAIN KISSO | I only forgot my wellies, poor guy who looked shocked, don`t know why. |
| 04 July 2007 | STIRLING/GLASGOW/EDINBURGH | some signs are easily missed, but if heading north don`t go south
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| 03 July 2007 | CORROUR STATION TO GLEN NEVIS | It took me 8 hours, and moss, willow and myself was shattered. The first few minutes started in disaster. |
| 02 July 2007 | GYM ON THE MUNRO | A better way in life to loose some weight
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| 01 July 2007 | OLD VILLAGE MORAL MORAN | Has some old biddies not got anything better to complain about, like your husband in a hotel room with his mistress. |
| 23 June 2007 | STRESSED RABBIT | left there to die in pain, nobody really cares, except for themselves, aren`t humans so self absorbed. |
| 15 June 2007 | LIFE OF A STRUGGLING HILL | I decided to push on, and on, and struggling, sweating, headaches, but all I kept in my mind was.. |
| 15 June 2007 | AONACH MOR/BEAG 1221-1234 Mobile | It is a beautiful view, and there was no cheating, went up all on 2 feet and legs, good news mobile when I reached the top... |
| 10 June 2007 | A MOTHER ON THE LOOSE | Don`t know who was more embarrassed me, or the young 21st boy. |
| 29 May 2007 | DUCK V DEMENTED DRIVER | I still can`t stop crying, power is a dangerous position |
| 22 May 2007 | CARN MOR DEARG 1220 | I have tried this 3 times, whatever you do, don`t look down on your left, I was starting to get goosebumps. |
| 20 May 2007 | MULLACH NAN COREAN | My first start of hillwalking was here, and it was cold when I reached the top, |
| 15 May 2007 | BEDROOM GONE BONKERS | Maybe there is an old wifes tale, of what side your bed has to be facing, I have never had so many nightmares in all my time. |
| 14 May 2007 | BIG COMPANY RIP OFF | Does big company`s always try to rip the public off, or is just me. |
| 10 May 2007 | WOMEN WIN THE WORLD RULING | I must be the only person in this world who has any thought for animals on the road. |
| 02 May 2007 | F****** HUMAN RIGHTS | Maybe it`s about time us public went down there and done something about it, let`s see which side is bigger, human right side or no human right side, for these twisted people. |
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