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14 June 2010

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I can’t mock the police at the moment, as I was assaulted, and she has charged me, even though on her statement she quoted, which was true,

this is actually typed out sent to my solicitor of what she quoted, on paper:

"she grabbed my wrist, and said to me (her quote, what I said to her)  "do no hit me again, or next time I will call the police"

as she did smack me on the arm, and I grabbed her wrist to restrain her, so I have to charge her too, what a waste of time, now how much is this costing the court.

I can't believe and either can anyone else, that it's actually got to court.

and I cannot write any further.

No baseball bat was used!!!!

So I will give you just some, anyway the ones I did not like are away, so far, I have met alright ones.  Well, so far.

I was driving back from a show one night, rather late, and passed the police sitting on the side. 

Yipe! Knew it, they came out and started following, I was waiting for the light to start flashing.  So I got to the roundabout, I went round and off, and the police went right round, and decided not to stop.

“What!!!!!!”

“Wait a minute this isn’t the norm”.

I was actually going to decided to round, follow them, flash my lights at them, and ask them when they stopped,

“What am I not good enough to stop anymore?”

That would be funny!!!!

I would probably get locked up.

But a months later, 2 police stopped me in town, and told me my fog lights was on, I said,

“Aye, it was foggy just coming into Roy Bridge”.

So, yes, you all can guess,

“Where have you been tonight”.

Personally nothing to do with them, but why bother, so I answered

“Aviemore, why?”

We all got into a conversation, and asking how studying was, and they replied,

“We use common sense”,

Cough! Splutter! Cough!

Here is one incident about common sense they used, I wish I had a map so all can understand.

One round came from round the back of the town, and when near junction it goes at 30 feet into a two road. (call it Y) On the left you can join the road at junction and drive into the town, or go on the right side and join into the dual carriageway.

The road that comes from the back has also traffic going into the back of the town.If you go on the right side the road between is about 50 feet then join carriageway.

A car drove into a tree in front of the road Y .  This may confuse readers!

The car was only in front of the right side of the road coming out, you can still either drive into the town and come out the other side in a circle, or either drive on the other side for 20 feet and join onto the dual carriageway.

But did the police think of this, of course not, guess what they done.

They stopped the cars on the dual carriageway, which would jam miles at the back.  The stopped the cars coming out from my side I was sitting on which would block all cars coming out.  So I suggested the police woman,.

“Why don’t we just go round the post, and carry on, just join onto the carriageway”.

“It won’t be long” she said

I thought blow this,

I drove into the town.  If the person behind doesn’t it stops all other cars behind, if the next car stays, the rest of the cars at the back can’t move.

I went round the town out the other side, and carried on, and as I passed where all cars where stopped, I was going on the other side of dual carriageway and there you saw a big car jam clogging up.

They could easily divert the traffic round.

Example, say a car crashed, on one side of the road, the police would divert cars going round for each queue, our police stopped both side and cars just clogged up.

To simple for our local police!

I went into the garage, came up and that was a mile after where I was sitting, and all cars was jammed at the point.

The road, is something like a Y on one side of the road joining on the road going into the town, and a dual carriageway on the other side, where the dual carriage way can either join going into town road or head round the outside of town.

The car which drove into the tree, didn’t even take up that much space where I was sitting, which was at the junction.

The police stopped every traffic moving, a big deal over a small incident.

                                   =======================

                                    =============  dual carriageway

                                              (    (

                                               )    )  road joins from dual into town, can go on the I road into the back

                                               )    )                                           can also keep driving into the town

                                 _______)x   )                        x tree  on joining where car went into tree

                               ___________)                      )(___road that goes into town

                                              Y  I  Y is where I was sitting, I is the traffic other side going in

                                                   I

                                               

hope you all get picture, she sat on x and stopped all and every traffic moving.

In fact you can go on ‘I’, round then carry on, so there was so many ways to stop traffic jam.

                                              

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