Right I have had enough, I am going to loose the plot and end up in behind bars.
Firstly:
I know this guy for a while, been friends, well, sort of friends since I was young. Now this guy is okay, but that is it, only in small doses. This is his conversation,
“I was going to the F*** town, and you are not going to believe who I F**** bumped into, Blah Blah, I couldn’t F*** believe blah ..”
After the first F***** I start to loose interest.
If I tell him about something that happened, he suddenly tells a story. Meanwhile, after dying of boredom, the story has an obvious ending.
Example, I was telling him about a hassle in Bank of Socks, a woman couldn’t be bothered to put a payment through. So he tells a story, and after telling every single little unimportant details, guess what, the plot of the story was ‘She couldn’t be bothered to help him”. Every time I tell something, he just copies a story and you just know what the ending is going to be.
GRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN DRIVE YOU INSANE!!!!!!!!!
Then I got this. I was telling him about the weather going to Aviemore, and he started telling a story, and this is his line,
“It was snowing like a bastard”……!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ??????? ~~~~~……………….
You are doing my head in, I want to punch your light outs, please someone tell me how does a bastard snow. Dictionary:
Bastard; Born unmarried parents, unpleasant person, no longer in original form”,
His speech and style does my head in, I want to smack your head against a lamppost.
So I thought, give a couple of months break, I don’t want to fall out with him, so if months away, I may feel a bit more fresh.
So finally I decided, since I have an exam, and I just don’t have time anymore to go for walk, need a break for a couple of months, so I tried to be polite and say,
“I will need to study for this exam, so I can’t see you for another couple of months”,
Fine, about that,
Next week I get this text,
“Hi sexy fancy going for a walk today”,
So I ignored the text
Next couple of days, text
“Hi sexy, what are you up to fancy going for a walk”,
I ignored, next couple of day,
“Hi sexy, what are you doing tonight, can I come over”,
texted back that I am busy studying,
Few days later,
“Hi S…………”
GET MY PICTURE.
I am going to cry now. I am trying to be polite by either ignoring or saying busy.
So texts carried on few times, I ignored,
A withheld number phoned and guess who phoned,
“Hi, how’s it going what are you up to today”,
I said,
“You will need to leave me for a couple of months, as I need to get head down”,
He said fine, and I hung up,
Week later, he text me, then same day guess what, withheld number,
“Hi, what are you doing…”
This was 2 weeks ago and I lost the plot,
“Will you f******* leave me alone”, and I hung up.
I felt bad, but it’s starting to get to me now. My phone was away getting fixed last week, and guess what text I got yesterday,
“Hi sexy, what are you up to today”.
WAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH, no proof but withheld number phoned me this morning.
What part can he not understand, I try to be polite as I can, and it doesn’t work, and when I tell me to F**** off, he still hasn’t got the message.
A friend on phone said,
“He is obviously not taking the hint”,
I screamed at him, poor guy!!!!
“What do you mean hint, I am not hinting anymore, I have told him straight to F*** off, that is not a hint”.
If I see him, I just might grab his phone and stamp on it until there is nothing leftover, and ram it down his throat. I want to stamp on your head……………
I need to find some valium, before I completely loose the plot!!
Secondly
The notes about the guy who has been sending abusive texts for the last year, finally PC SuperStub got hold of Aberdeen police, and also I finally went to Inverness and spoke to a policeman there. He was disgusted with the text and contacted Fort William.
Finally PC Stud has told me few months ago, that the police has warned him to stop texting and hopefully to stay away. He phoned just after and I ignored. So not heard from him for a while. The start of this week I did get a call from someone wanting a show on Saturday, I said,
“Sorry, don’t do private’s anymore”, and I hung up, because I can’t be bothered with it now, and that’s all I heard from that guy. Today, which is few days later, someone left a message on my telephone, I can’t say word for word, because I was that fuming I deleted the message. This is what was left on the answer phone, guess who,
“Hi Zena it’s (guess who), glad I have booked you for Saturday… blah……blah……..” Rambled on,
I am screaming, I am nearly pulling my hair out here, the police have warned him, I ignore his call, and I have not answered to his message.
So please do turn up at my door, because I am going to smack your face with my baseball bat. I am in the process of writing to Solicitor Mr Knobulous asking what I would get for it, couple of month’s maybe, good behaviour, or community service.
I just don’t get it, I have not been discreet, and polite with either now, one been told to F*** off, the other had the police at the door.
Tell me what is next, Murder. It looks as if it’s going that way.
Why can someone handsome and intelligent not harass me? It’s always the half-wits at my door, half brain ********.
I CAN SEE COURT CASE SOON, I PLEAD INSANITY!!!!!!!
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