I have many big questions needs to be answered, anybody knows, please do not hesitate to contact me.
Question 1
I met a girl in a pub last year, which I have known since school. She is all right, pleasant, fine and cheery. She asked me this question,
“Are you happy”,
I had a thought about it, and she asked,
“Are you actually happy”.
Can I answer that, or could anyone answer that question. What is happy? I mean, I’m not exactly jumping up and down for joy everyday, and singing,
“I’m so happy I’m free”,
I am not smiling like a Cheshire cat every day, and look as if I am advertising Colgate.
I am content, I suppose, happy with my dogs, I would have like to finish studying, I would like to have more money, I would like to get the job I am studying for. But as long as my dogs are safe and no harm, I am happy, or is it happy or relieved.
What exactly is happy, dictionary explain:
“Feeling or showing pleasure. Willing to do something. Fortunate and convenient”.
At the moment I am not exactly showing any pleasure, I am willing to do a few things, does that mean I am happy. I certainly wouldn’t say I am fortunate, Content maybe, not miserable or unhappy, ........
But there is one lesson I have learnt in life,
Never be ungrateful of what you got
Because one day you may loose the lot
And wish you had what you forgot
Question 2
Just a thought, might be to complicated. If when we die, do we know we are dead. You hear people telling stories about seeing ghosts wandering about in castle, seeing the replay of a war, etc, If they think they are still living the life, how do we all know ourselves, if we are dead or not, Do not laugh at this.
If the ones who are still living their life in the castle, or on this double parallel world, for all we know, we all might be dead, but still living the life, or just replaying.
Is that confusing or what?????
Question 3
I have met a few good looking men locally. Some have a good aura about them, and some has a certain spark or something that catches my eye. Some I do fancy or should I say admire but does that mean I want to jump in bed with them or have a relationship. I think no it doesn’t. Can you admire someone and think they are good looking without wanting sex or relationship with them.
I have asked females, they say you can, but then there is only one male who agrees.
There is some people you can admire from a far.
The guy, who came out of the Landrover, “Sharp Dressed Man”, ‘Every girls crazy about a sharp dressed man’. I can hear the song!!
You all need to see this guys eyes, Wow
I think his main best part I noticed was his eyes, I bet if you look at him a long time, you would either go up in flames or turn into ashes. They are so piercing and they burn right through. Put you down to 2 inches in seconds.
But the guy sitting on the chair in the garden didn’t look like the guy who came out of the Landrover, (Senile Solicitor Story). Maybe he doesn’t put make up on a Sunday. When he was sitting there his attitude was to ‘I’m superior’, but I could be wrong, it might just be the effect I have on people. 
Out of Fort William this guy I would say, he’s good looking, but I would not want to jump in bed with him. Shame no one knows who I am talking about, because I can’t get a second opinion.
I think I am mostly looking for friends, not shagging partners. It was just a shame his eyes didn’t match his tail, not very chatty, friendly, very formal.
“Bright eyes, No Bushy tail”.
He’s got a girlfriend, (rest my case with the bump wife off for new bird) but look at the difference, right, explain this. Next time you see a tall good-looking guy, look at the partner, it’s just not me type sort of thing. To formal, too straight, think it’s called not in my comfy zone.
So is it possible that you can admire, fancy, think someone good looking, without the intention of wanting to jump in bed or have relationship with.
As in, you see a lovely flashy car at window, but you would not feel comfy driving in it, or be seen in it, but admire it, or you see a bran new beautiful dress, but the style wouldn’t suit you.
Just think, “He’s nice looking”. 
(but so was his wife, and she had a personality with it question 4).
Question 4
Firstly you need to read the story on Senile Solicitor.
When I went to give his wife my CV, no one was at the café. So I went to the house, which was next door. I had a shout no one answered, and thought of putting it through the door. I could not open the gate, too heavy, so I stood there for a while thinking should I or should I not. Thinking about it, thinking about it, and thought,
“Bugger it why not”,
I climbed over the gate and knocked at the door, no one in, I know she had dogs, so thought I should I put it through, just then I heard a car, I went to the gate and as I climbed over, this big 7ft guy came out of Landrover…
“AAAAGGGGHHHH”, (I nearly died there on the spot)
I haven’t done anything wrong, but my nerves make it look as if I did, I would have burst out crying there and then if I could.
“Can I help”, the way he asked, I was guilty already, I nearly freaked out.
Gave him the CV, think, asked him to give to his wife, walked back to my car feeling 2 inches from the ground.
His wife did say he was intimidating, but she never told me he was 7ft tall. So there you go, I stood there thinking about it, thinking about it, and then when I decide to take the chance and take the risk and then, surprise!!! They turn up and it looks so guilty.
Last year, I was just finishing subject on Statistics, and couldn’t figure out how to work out the RPI, number. I thought of popping down to see if any accountant knew. Now this is not the first time I have walked in and all personnel information wide open. Really professional! I have walked into my Solicitors office and if no one in, the doors are locked, and that is professional, imagine if Mr Crooked walked in.
So, I went into the building and there was no receptionist, and again somebody’s accounts book wide open on the desk, and paperwork of invoices on display. I shouted if anyone was in, I walked up to doors no one there, so I walked back to the reception desk. Now I thought,
“Come on, even I’m not that stupid to leave all doors unlocked, accounts records on display, they must have a camera somewhere”.
So I thought, right, hang about, and someone will finally come in, or do I leave a note or come back down later. Thought about it!!! Thought about it!!!!
Bugger that, I had a lot to do. Only thing I need is the working of RPI. So why not leave a note. Should I bother, thought about it, finally, I decided to find a bit of paper on the table and pencil, and write the question plus a cheeky note,
“What ever you do please do work for the Government, doors open, open accounts records”,
I had a look on desk, I was on customers’ side of desk, if anyone saw me, it would look suspicious, but couldn’t be bothered returning, so looked down to see if their was a pencil and paper to leave a note, and as I done that, Surprise, Surprise!! “AGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH”,
Another 7ft guy, it’s never a small 5 foot guy,
“Can I help you”, same as the Landrover guy, innocent but the way he asked, already guilty,
I said,
“Trying to find a pen and paper to ask about how to work out RPI”, but they way he was speaking don’t think he knew himself.
I was going to say the comment about doors and accounts open, but looking at the size of him, I had second thoughts. He’s too big to lecture.
Fine and I left. Soon as I got out the door I never felt so relieved.
I probably looked as guilty as someone hanging out a window. Even though it was all innocent, it’s just right at that moment.
What is it, I stood there thought about it, thought about it, thought about it, and do I leave a note or do I not, and just as I decide… Surpise!!! Frankenstein and family turn up. It’s not a small 5 feet guy both times it’s been a 7ft guy. Tell you something, thought I was going to die, told my friend about it that day, he is roughly 6 foot plus, but he’s not scary, so it must be their position, even secretary at solicitors office, was surprised!! Just shows!!!!
This is my life story. It’s the same when I am driving. Right, I have driven to Glasgow few times to see a friend and his 2 kids. The part from Crianlarich to Talbot is very bendy and narrow. Without a doubt, always, 90% of the time, right at the sharp narrowest corner, I come face to face with a large bus, or large vehicle. never a motorbike, or moped. I would place my bets, even if I sat there, went at a different speed, slowed down, went faster, I bet I would still met a bus right at the corner. Do they all sit round the corner waiting for me? It’s strange it gives me the same fright with the bus as it does with the guy from the Landrover and the guy at the Accounts building. My heart just disappears, I got a choice, nearly die or nearly take a heart attack.
Amazing, since moving back to Fort William, amount of white hairs I got.
So what is it, just when you decide, and the position where it might look suspicious or risky, the person always turns up right at the time where it looks so suspicious, and the person or thing is large and scary? Even when its innocent, I still feel guilty!!!
Question 5
I have seen a lot of nice looking girls and I don’t mind stating,
“She is nice looking”, but if a guy hears you say that, you’re a lesbian.
I like it more, when their personality matches their looks.
Can the same sex compliment the other?
I would find it no problem, saying some female is pretty, good looking.
Can a female say this without accused of being a gay?
I look at a lot of girls, and think I like they way they dress, or their looks. What I really don’t like is seeing females go out for a night and wearing jeans or trousers. I know it’s there choice, but it’s nice to see females make an effort, and sometimes I have actually said to them,
“I like your dress or like your style”,
Does the female think you’re a lesbian and panic or do they take the compliment, friend fine, but if it’s someone they just met, is it right.
Would you say it’s right for a woman to make complimentary comments to another woman,
‘sexy, good looking, pretty….l”. Or is it too worrying for the man.
I have only heard one man in my life, compliment another man, his comment was,
“He was that good looking I nearly fancied him myself”.
Question 6
I was in a café with a friend having a chat, before I had to go to hospital appointment. This guy I know, my friend actually knows him also, which was a surprise. He was taking about Mr Johnny, not in a good way. I liked Mr Johnny, I have no problem with him, I think he is a good teacher, helped me with accounts. After he left, I said to my friend,
“You will need to meet Mr Johnny”,
Her reply was,
“Don’t think I want to after what I heard”.
That really pisses me right off. She has just heard one side of a story about someone, and decided she doesn’t like him.
Can people not think for themselves? It just shows, someone, probably a lot, with me, can go up to someone tell them a whole load of bullshit, and the person, without facts, without even knowing the person, decided they don’t like them.
You can go down and tell people a whole load of crap, especially in my situation, everybody is happy to believe.
Just shows that Fort William, not all I am sure, is dead brained.
My friend works in a garage. I think someone tried to chat me up, who works with him, because I wasn’t interested, he has been going around calling me a ‘slapper’, at his work. Everyone believes. Considering my last sexual relationship was, now we are not sure, I said I was February 2005, he thinks February 2006, so either 3 or 4years ago, I am doing well for being a slapper.
I mean, I met a friend in a pub, known him since childhood, his female friend doesn’t like me, obviously, so he smiled and couldn’t say anything.
Can anyone at all in life think for themselves?
Unless it’s 100% fact, and 100% reasonable reason, I think it’s pathetic and not quite the full shilling or loaf and cutlery short of picnic basket. .
It just shows one person can say just one thing, and everybody decides,
“I don’t like that person”.
Shows how easy it can be done.
Think about it, if that Landrover guy decided I was a threat, he could have made up a full new story to wife, bits added on, completely changed people perspective.
Shows how easily it can be done.
So can people not have any perception of someone, even if they have heard stories, and have a fresh thought? If that person heard stories, is that story still in their mind when they meet them, and still automatically leaning more to one side, even if the party is innocent..
Question 7
Since starting Kissograms, it’s amazing how many females panic when their partner looks my way or even blinks my way.
The fact of life is, they have more of a chance in percentage their best mate having an affair with their partner, than their enemy or the entertainer.
I can bet all my money, all females who do or done kissograms, are a lot wiser to the male sex then their partner.
I mean, Hello!!! Anyone in!!!! Do you think we haven’t already been offered sex in our jobs. I been offered better than your partner, and never took it, so hello!!!! Do you think I am going to say yes to your grubby partner, especially when I know where he’s been.
Do they think your partner is the only male, who has looked my way,
It’s a true saying, keep a close eye on your enemies, but an even closer one on your friends.
If you look at our history, most people who have been killed is usually by their best buddy.
So why does woman think kissograms are a major threat.
FINISH WITH A FACT
IF I WAS GOING TO BONK ANYONE, HE CERTAINLY WOULDN'T BE LOCAL, AND IF BY CHANCE, HE WAS, DO YOU ALL THINK I WOULD TELL ANYONE.
YOU SEE NOTHING
SAVES A LOT OF GRIEF AND AGRO .
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