I knew this guy and thought he was all right, but not my type. Firstly, he smokes cannabis, and somehow hash bashers and myself don’t see eye to eye. Secondly, I don’t like skinheads. Other than that he was all right as a friend.
Right, he was dating this girl many years ago. I thought she was nice, think, from Glasgow. But every time there was a problem he always turned up and give me all the ‘what’s going on or wrong’, whichever. I didn’t mind, a problem shared is a problem halved.
But what pisses me right off, is this quote he gave me,
“If I didn’t meet Pamela, I would have went out with you”. 
I mean, do I not have a say in this. I hadn’t and wouldn’t want to go out with him, and secondly as far as I know, I won’t be someone’s second choice. It doesn’t work. What gave him the idea I would even consider, though I liked Pamela, I know where he been. But even if I didn’t I wouldn’t go near.
How desperate do you think I am!!!!!!!
Another piss me off. I have a few male friends, fine, okay. But all of a sudden I don’t hear from them for a year. The guy above is the prime example. Suddenly, I receive a text, “how are you getting on”. So I have a chat and reading between lines, sometimes you don’t need to, you find out the reason why you hadn’t heard from them. They got themselves a girlfriend, and now they split up. F*** sake!!! P*** off!!!!
“That’s okay then, I don’t mind you popping up when you got no one at the moment”.
If you were such a good friend, you would stay in contact with me whether you are dating someone or not.
I mean they actually expect me to say,
“That’s fine, yes please pop up for coffee, you haven’t bothered speaking to me when you are with someone and now you go no one, yes please, do F**** pop in”.
Then I get, from a few guys. If I am not interested in them, fine, we become friends. I would rather get to know someone for a long time first, but if they don’t think they will get it from me, they are off looking for someone else.
I don’t mind that, but what F***** me off, you don’t hear from them, and all of a sudden they phone you and tell you, their girlfriend was a s***, and she was shagging someone else. Coming to me for sympathy, “Poor me”.
What the ******* are you complaining about, you were looking for an easy female, you got one, and now you are complaining she is a shagging someone else. Please do not come crawling back to me, but what is more pissing me off, it’s the nicey, nicey attitude when they start speaking to you, it makes feel ill.
Goes to show, the guy I spoke to a few years may have been correct,
“If he doesn’t get it the first night or first week, he will go and have sex with others until you say yes”.
F**** disgusting really pisses me off.
Or maybe the one, they get a knock back, and then they come running back up to see me. As if I am going to say yes now. Eh! Don’t think so!! Do you!!!!
Another pisses me off. I can’t stand going into local Tiny supermarket. The small fat nippy woman get right up my nose. I like the manageress, I think she’s cool, but most of the rest really P***** me off.
Recently, seen females on counters wiping their nose, sneezing on hands, fingers in mouth, and you see saliva on fingers then start touching your groceries. One female actually picked out the apple from bag to have a look at what type after fingers in mouth.
So on Saturday, I went in to buy mixed spice, and my dogs were sitting outside at the door. This small fat nippy female came up and said,
“Can you remove your dogs from the door, someone tripped and fell over them”.
I said,
“Well, they should be looking where they are going then, shouldn’t they”, That didn’t go down to well, then she said,
“Remove your dogs from the door”,
I said,
“No, I have been standing near the door and I never saw anyone fall on the floor”,
She replied
“He tripped over them”.
For F*********************************
Another b******!!!
We get from a guy tripping falling on the floor to just tripped over. In fact as far as I am aware, there are no local regulations of dogs being on lead, and it is a public pathway. In fact I have seen a few dogs sitting outside this supermarket. But of course it’s me, what’s wrong is your husband thinking of me whilst shagging me, or did you catch him looking.
Or maybe he’s already F*** off, wouldn’t surprise me.
I couldn’t be bothered with someone as nippy and petty as that, who wastes all their effort on something so trivial, which really doesn’t concern them. But Fort William is Fort William everyone has to poke noses in and whinge. 
Today, someone was saying they went to a supermarket locally, but 8 items, and had a trolley. Female at the till said she was going to refuse to serve him because he had a trolley not basket. So he said, fine, I will leave the messages here and you can put them away yourselves, considering the turkey has left the fridge it’s probably against regulations to put it back in. No other customer was complaining, and then she thought about it logically and served him. He said he couldn’t be bothered, he was just about to leave all and walk out..
What a stupid Doshy F** *******.
Does supermarket not think that only having a few items on a basket can be heavy!!!!
Obviously not, maybe there are regulations of some supermarkets, IQ less than 50.
Today, I was in Massive supermarket, and blimey, the queue. So, I usually have a chat with person standing next, makes the queue go a bit quicker. You notice most people have dour grumpy faces. The guy standing behind me, I recognize him from somewhere. A skinny small guy, short hair, and the type who sits in a circle passing drugs about. But I would have a chat with anyone on a long queue. I made a comment about one of my goods I bought, and he looked at me as if you’re not right in the head. Why is it, when I speak to someone from England, down to earth, usually have a laugh, but I find a lot of people locally got a chip on their shoulders. He gave me that look as if, I am to self important to talk to you. He actually looks the sort who got the job by being the local drug dealer.
Oh! Well, I will just stare at the walls. So I heard him talking to this girl on the other side, and what you heard was,
“Yes, and if he doesn’t behave he’s getting fired….. I will be firing him, blah, blah… Think he is supervisor of somewhere, and all you heard was him bragging about giving someone the sack2.
Right at this moment I could have turned and said, oh, you the manager of blah!!! …. Makes him look little less self important than others, use words that being a manager he should know, but you can tell the way he was talking, he didn’t get the job by knowledge. I thought, can’t be bothered, probably couldn’t tell the difference between accountability and responsibility, look up ‘empire building’, I suppose manager with no knowledge is cheaper than the one with.
Last pissed me off. I think this is more I than her, I suppose. Right, I have 2 dogs, and the mother of one of them keeps running off. The owner works 8 hours and she is left on her own. Few years ago she was hit by a car, I kicked up. We have now made an arrangement when he works late shift, 3 times a week, I take the dog, since then she hasn’t run off. We were having a argument of how long legally a dog should be left on it’s own. So it was 10pm, or just before, I went to ask the female who lives 3 doors down and works for animal charity.
Knock1Knock!
Her boyfriend came to the door,
“Can I speak to “can remember name” call her Miss Pratt”, so here she walked down,
“Yawn! Yawn! Yawn! The over exaggerated yawn walking down the stairs. Yawn Yawn!
I thought here we go, so I asked,
“Can you tell me the legal hours a dog is allowed to be left in a house on their own”,
Yawn! Yawn! Yawn! 
Her reply,
“Phone office tomorrow morning and ask, I finish work at 5”,
I said,
“Fine”,
I phoned office next day. I was disgusted, they said 24 hours, and I was mortified.
One week later I was out walking dogs, meet 2guys that live next door, on the road. I saw a baby hedgehog on the pavement, and I didn’t want to leave it. They wanted to take it home. I said it might be better if we put in a garden out of harms way. We put it in the bushes and out of the roadside.
So next day, I received a letter through the letterbox at 1130pm, and so did next door. The letter read, “lost baby hedgehog, etc etc and a number to dial”. I thought bit of a coincidence, I thought it was the 2 guys next-door playing a joke. I phoned and it wasn’t the 2 guys, I thought it must have been some kids, and I explained where it was and where we put it.
I asked at the end,
“Who am I speaking to”,
Guess who, no prizes for guessing, Miss Yawn! Yawn! Pratt.
I thought “you stupid cow”, me, I had the best opportunity to say to her,
“Yawn! Yawn!, Yes I know where the hedgehog is, but I’ll tell you what, I will phone your office tomorrow morning, tell them and they can let you know where it is, since you finish work at 5pm”
What an opportunity I bloody missed, the letter was actually put through the letterbox at 1130pm, over a hedgehog.
I was so peeved off. I wish sometimes in situations as this, I would think a bit faster. I should have asked at the start. Sometimes still, you don’t remember the incident at the right time. A bit like when you have fallen out with someone, and later on they talk to you, and you can’t remember what you fell out about until they leave. If trivial it doesn’t bother, but when I was given an opportunity here that I missed, I was so pissed off.
When she said who it was, I just said fine, and hang up, it was a bit late to make that comment. I was bloody well F********** off, what a nerve, and a hard neck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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