A while ago I went down to a club/pub house, to meet Adam and Kevin. Kevin was Adams boyfriend then, so I felt relaxed dancing with Kevin, as I enjoy dancing. There were two large ladies giving dirty looks. Adam noticed this, so he asked us to wind them up. So Kevin and I started making matters worse, and doing it more sexual. One guy was having a look at me. The 2 ladies noticed and started talking to them. Don't think he and friends were interested. So one of the girls walked around a sort of wall/post and looked me up and down in disgust. If you were me, you really would find it amusing. One of the guys asked me for a dance, and you just know my dancing. Oh! Wow! If looks could kill, I would have died on the spot. Then later on this guy came up and started talking to me, all rather innocent. The 2 woman moved up close and started dancing in front, making it look obvious. But since the guy wasn't looking it didn't go down to well with them. One of the ladies came up to me and him and said to him directly,
"Hope you got enough money to pay her tonight".
I'm still in hysterics, happily hysterics. I have never had one night stands, and I don't intend to, and I don't pick up guys from pubs, clubs, anything similar, far to much a cattle market for me. Secondly, they are all pissed, so no thanks? Since I don't drink, so I would have no pathetic excuse. Anyway, I wouldn't shag anyone in town, you don't know where they've been, could have shagged my sister last week. YuK!!! I am going to sick now, I class that as next step to incest. Only got off with one guy on first night, which was last year, 2006, and our relationship only lasted no more than 2 weeks, that should teach me.
In my book the guy has to be special to me to jump in bed with him.I am not really into bed swapping, bed hopping, bed bouncing? eh? bouncing, maybe depends who
Anyway, I wish more women were as open as her. She just showed her true colours right there and then, right in the first hour. Never mind the first year. If more people were like that, you can imagine the amount of less time wasted relationships, a lot of less heartache and confusion, and it would save a lot of divorces that's for sure.
Be yourself, best way to be. It saves a lot of heartache and a lot of time. You watch these chat shows, and the presenter always condemns the guy for not changing when a baby is born. In my point of life, if he was as he is now, and she didn't like it, why carry on a relationship with him and worst of all, why the hell have a baby to him? She didn't complain then about him when she decided to open her legs. If she says she never knew him well enough, doesn't that say it all, morals everything. I wouldn't be to happy if year later, the guy complains he doesn't like something about me, when I had that something at the start. Getting confusing!!!!
You also see people whom I know, putting a front on. Then when true colours show, the guy or girl gets confused. He/she waits for them to change back to who they were at the start. But the truth of it all, there was no him/her at start. A friend of mine got married last year. When they got married everything changed. He blames getting married. No! You got it wrong, the problem is, before they get married, they pretend to be or behave as their partner wants them to. Then when marriage arrives, they relax and then all lumps and bumps show.
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