Well, I never, this says it all, wish someone told me this in advance because it would have saved me a lot of money. Been talking to a taxi driver, now remember, this may just gossip, but he gave some advice. If you want you parking tickets cancelled, go and shag the guy in charge of the police station. He found out that a certain woman, who is in charge of a certain company, her many parking tickets vanished. You are all wondering why, well, since she was bonking the guy in charge of the police station, she got all parking tickets cancelled. Never mind firstly, the guy in charge is a married man, but come on, this woman, is not exactly Kim Bassinger. My friend, who lives in Glasgow, swore blind, that she was a dyke.  I got a ticket about a year ago, well, it wasn't a parking ticket. It was a something other ticket. The police stopped me locally, and checked my car, couldn't make up his mind, and then decided I had a faulty tyre. So gave me 3 points and a fine, now if I had known this situation, I may have contemplated on offering to bonk the chief police man, I could have got all cancelled. Well, now there's a thought. I do admit, police men do look sexy in their uniform, but as soon as they take it off, they all look the same. I hear you asking, "What do you expect, knobs on chest, and handcuffs dangling from his dick?"  Well, it would make him a bit more interesting. So, there you have it. If anyone wants defy the law, and do a bit of swindling, go and shag the guy in charge of the police station and all will be well. Don't know if he goes both ways, but there is only one way to find out. Sorry, you heterosexual guys, you will need to wait for a female in charge. If female in charge, I would not be writing this article, well, that's along as she isin't as thick at their receptionist. But this may also explain why they have a no brain receptionist. If the guy in charge is a bit wonky, I suppose the staff he employs will be too. Not speaking for all, I have meet a few decent honest ones, but they are far and few between. The very short haired guy, I think bald, is not bad, but be careful. If the tree starts going rotten, the rest will go along with it.  Now, keep eye on this page, I will keep all informed of how many times the police will be stopping me, start the counting now????.. |