| I have this male friend who watches blue movies on Skye television. Each to their own I suppose, watched a few myself but the noises got a bit on my nerves. He suggested ping pong ball trick in one of my shows, which he saw on the adult channel. So one night going to Thurso, I stopped a few miles before. Whilst changing into my outfit, I tried the ping pong ball. Best to be sure it works, before going public. So I put ping pong ball in, but something sort of went wrong. It suddenly got swooped up and disappeared, well out of reach. I panicked, what am I going to do now? I could not feel it anywhere, it actually shot right up, nowhere to be felt. Only thing I could do was to just keep pushing, and even when it got to the surface, because the material was smooth, you could not grip it. Hour later,I finally got it out. Any better ideas??????. You would never believe what happened to the banana, suggestion was to use the inside also........ Say no more....... |